(Shipping everything will only ruin you. Silly and funny, System + strong female lead, invincible power fantasy)
[Loading 100%... Escort Agency System activated. Host bound...]
[Bzzzt...]
A string of garbled characters flashed across the screen. Yao Han: ? Is this System broken?
[Empress Ascension System] (roaring): What the hell are you stealing my job for?!
[Escort Mission System] (completely baffled): Holy crap! I bound the wrong Host! What do I do, what do I do? I'm already bound, okay?!
[Empress Ascension System] (sneering): You dare steal my achievements? Let's see how you help her conquer the world! Just wait to be scrapped and rebuilt!
[Escort Mission System] (trembling with rage): Now I'm offended! We're both Systems. If you can do it, why can't I? Just wait and see me prove you wrong! (Call ended)
[Welcome to the Bronze Continent. The Jin Kingdom is unjust, and an age of chaos is approaching. Host, please strive to complete missions, grow stronger, save the people from peril, establish a nation, and become the first empress in history!]
? Yao Han: Isn't an Escort Agency System supposed to make me establish an escort agency? Why am I doing an empress's job too?
[Don't worry about that!]
