Wan Zhong, a seasoned loser of a man, accidentally activates the God-Defying System.
What surprises him even more is that the System's first mission is to become a live-in son-in-law in the Immortal Realm.
After countless hardships, he finally becomes a live-in son-in-law. Wan Zhong thinks that at last he can coast through life, doing nothing but eat and wait to die. But in the end, he discovers that it was all wishful thinking.
On a battlefield, Wan Zhong points at the bald giant before him and demands furiously, "Tathagata, I only came to your Buddhist Realm to borrow a little incense and worshippers. Why are you so angry? Don't you know I'm the Jade Emperor's beloved son-in-law?" After speaking, he winks at a crack in the void nearby.
A dog's head pokes out of the crack, sneaking closer to Tathagata. When it judges the distance to be about right, it raises a two-meter-long ladle full of filth and slams it down on Tathagata's head.
Thick, golden sludge drips down from Tathagata's forehead.
At that moment, the entire battlefield falls silent.
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