I Want to Die, Yet from the Start I'm Feeding the Uncanny

[Horror + invincible + goofy + no heroine + meme humor] Gu Han has transmigrated again! Gu Han raises his middle finger to the sky. “I hate this world so much!” Then the world he lives in is drawn into a horror realm. Gu Han gives up completely, but unexpectedly awakens the [Angel and Satan System]. Gu Han cannot die until he clears the horror realm. Gu Han: “I*******” After clearing it, though, he can choose whether to go to Heaven or Hell. Gu Han hates this world, so he decides to go to Hell. If he's going to Hell, he might as well make a big splash! I'm more ruthless than Satan! Kid: “I heard you can cook now. It'll save us some ingredients if you make a dish, okay?” Gu Han: “Sure. Just wait.” Satan: He brings the kid a basin of raw meat. Angel: No, no, he should make a delicious meal. Gu Han brings his knife down and introduces the dish to the kid: “This is called Nine-Turn Large Intestine.” Kid: “Did you try it yourself?” Gu Han: “Mm... I tried a piece.” Kid: “How was it?” Gu Han: “I got rid of most of the intestine's gamey smell, but kept some of it. I think you need to leave some of that intestinal flavor in so you know you're eating large intestine.” Kid: “Did you leave it in on purpose?” Gu Han: “I did.” Also known as: “After Getting the Angel and Satan System, I Went Completely Crazy” “Making Nine-Turn Large Intestine from the Start, the Horror-Realm Kid Dies on the Spot” “I Go Wild Causing Trouble in the Horror Realm” “Trying to Die from the Start, I Get Bound to the Angel and Devil System” “I'm Dead, Satan Is Nicer Than I Am”