Running Into My Ex at a Prenatal Checkup

The day I got dumped, I drank a lot.

I accidentally ended up in bed with my childhood friend.

But I was panicking.

Because my childhood friend was gay, and he already had a boyfriend.

I was afraid he'd kill me, so I pulled up my pants and ran.

But I never expected to get so lucky and hit the jackpot!

Five months later, I went in for a prenatal checkup with my pregnant belly, only to discover that my attending doctor was my childhood friend.

At that moment, a thousand mud horses galloped through my mind.