I Was Struck by Lightning at the Beginning, and I Became a Mobile Natural Disaster in Konoha

My name is Seeli, a Konoha genin who has been struck by lightning, bitten by a snake, and hammered by a tailed beast. I have a weird ability - the more I get beaten, the stronger I get. Raikage punched me away? It's okay, I'm thick-skinned. Orochimaru wants to dissect me? Sorry, the knife is sharpened. Uchiha Itachi used Tsukuyomi on me? I fell straight to sleep. They all call me a monster, but really I just want to eat a bowl of ramen in peace. Until one day, all members of the Akatsuki organization mobilized and said they wanted to kill this bug like me.