Wang Tianyu inexplicably transmigrates to another world and gets a talking flowerpot. The flowerpot tells him one good piece of news and one bad one.
The good news is that he’ll have the most beautiful female emperor wife in all Heaven and Earth.
The bad news is that every day, he has to hug a cactus and give it a kiss.
Wang Tianyu falls silent. Even if I am a lonely single man, I can’t French-kiss a cactus, can I? I spent years practicing that trick of tying my tongue in a bow. Was my first time really going to be with a cactus?
What? There are lots of other benefits, too?
Wang Tianyu gazes at the cactus with deep affection and gently gathers her into his arms. Ignoring the blood spurting from his chest, he slowly draws his lips toward hers.
For my female emperor wife, I’m going all in.
