Name: With a Retirement System in Hand, I'm Going Home to Relax and Walk the Dog
Author: Green Holly

Synopsis

[System + entertainment industry + laid-back heroine + sweet childhood-friends romance + livestreaming + farming]

Li Ran was an unremarkable all-around secretary with a domineering CEO for a boss, straight out of a novel. Then she encountered a retirement and lie-flat System, and suddenly realized that this was, in fact, a novel!

The good news: it was a law-abiding novel, and she and her boss were both ordinary background characters.

The bad news: the CEO wasn’t domineering at all. He was always getting all teary-eyed and aggrieved, loved to act cute, and was terribly unlucky.

It was bad enough that he was destined to die young. He also had an assistant who was even more doomed than he was.

Li Ran, the doomed assistant herself, unlucky girl: …

Li Ran immediately answered the System’s call, quit her job at once, and prepared to retire and lie flat

Not that she was afraid of dying young. She just liked helping people.

After being off the air for years, a slow-living countryside variety show returned. It abandoned its old, showy format for a simple, immersive experience of rural labor, and sparked heated discussion as soon as it premiered.

But the biggest draw wasn’t the celebrity cast. It was Li Ran, the owner of the show’s filming location, Leisure Farm: a lazy yet capable, truly laid-back woman.

Li Ran could clear fields, sow seeds, dig ditches, and fix things. She knew how to do it all, but she was just too laid-back. Her catchphrase was, “If something’s up, don’t come looking for me. If nothing’s up, definitely don’t come looking for me.”

She especially loved strolling past the celebrities while they worked themselves to the bone, tossing out snide remarks so irritating that they wanted to teach her a lesson.

But then they’d spot General Manager Sheng following behind her, the farm’s mascot, and think better of it. He’s someone you don’t want to mess with…

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The setting of the book is very good, and the interaction between the male and female protagonists is also very attractive. Maybe some of the settings are a bit similar. I always think of the farming bar variety show. It is very interesting to make people jump a little bit 🤦, but the jumping scene is too sad 😢. I wish the author will get better as he writes 💕 I will withdraw it now 😢
9 likes3y ago
So why on earth is no one watching? It's obviously so beautiful! 😢😢😢😢😢😢 @Guangling Yihua-Furong @Pig in the Wolf Pen @Xie Yu is from He Chao @I want to be green all the attackers in the circle @President of the Association for Reminders Come and come and come and come and see!!! @ The dog intestines are also here to watch! Let me tell you, Gouchang, this deity looks great! 😘💕💕
8 likes3y ago
No brainlessness, it looks good ⁽⁽ଘ( ˙꒳˙ )ଓ⁾⁾ No exaggeration ꉂꉂ(ᵔᗜᵔ*)
8 likes3y ago
I really like the interaction between the male and female protagonists, I love it.
5 likes3y ago
What do you want me to do or say to add more~ The story is quite novel and good, come on ^0^~
5 likes3y ago
I heard that the writing efficiency of this novel has been doubled. The heroine, hero and supporting characters each have distinct characters. The supporting characters will not blindly set off the protagonist.
4 likes2y ago
Nice!!!!! The male protagonist and the female protagonist go in both directions! The characters in this book are all full of personality and interesting! It means that the food produced by the author every day is not enough to eat 😢😢😢
3 likes2y ago
I clicked in by chance and saw it all at once. It's so beautiful 😘[Flowing kiss][Flowing kiss][Flowing kiss]
2 likes3y ago
The author is great, please add more updates, add more updates, [eater of melon][eater of melon][eater of melon][eater of melon]
2 likes3y ago
Has the author also read "Farming"?!!! Very well written!!! 😆
1 like2y ago

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