Yi Zhonghai said calmly, “Silly Zhu will marry Jia Zhangshi, then they’ll get divorced…”
Silly Zhu marrying Jia Zhangshi? What earth-shattering gossip have I just stumbled upon!
“After the divorce, Jia Zhangshi will marry me in this timeline…” At that, Yi Zhonghai wore an expression like he had a toothache. I could understand how he felt. Thirty years ago, Jia Zhangshi was a beauty, and bringing her home as a bride would have made anyone green with envy. But bringing home the Jia Zhangshi of today…
Just as I was struggling to hold back my laughter and keep from looking smug, Yi Zhonghai turned a sympathetic gaze toward me… “After she divorces me, Jia Zhangshi will marry you…”
“Impossible! Absolutely impossible!”
“Nothing is impossible!” Yi Zhonghai said helplessly. “The transmigrator has a System. Not only does he get a big black ten-yuan bill, grain, meat, and other things every day, he also receives random talismans.”
“Under the talismans’ influence, even Jia Zhangshi will look delicate and charming to you, and seem gentle and endearing…”
Jia Zhangshi!? Delicate and charming!? Gentle and endearing!?
All right, to avoid marrying Jia Zhangshi… No, to preserve world peace, I, Second Uncle Liu Haizhong, have decided to fight the transmigrator to the bitter end! Transmigrators, all of you can go die!!!
Very innovative, come on