The Universal Progenitor System

Tang Chen was walking along a path.

"Ding! The Universal Ancestor System has been successfully bound. Congratulations, Host, you are the forty-ninth Host of this System."

Tang Chen said, "What? You’re actually a one-two... forty-eight-hand? No way. I want to unbind!"

The Universal Ancestor System said, "Fine. I’ll erase the Host right now and look for the next one."

Tang Chen immediately backed down. "Wait, give me a chance. I was wrong, System."

Welcome, dear readers, to the rabbit hole!