Honkai: Star Rail: Even the Aeon of Elation Offers Me a Cigarette

[Parody + Fanfiction + Comedy + Ultimate Scumbag Protagonist]

Kafka pushed the Stellaron into the Trailblazer’s body, hoping to awaken a hero who would save the galaxy.

Who knew that when Lin Ran woke up, the first thing he’d say was:

“Mom, I want some milk!”

No hero was awakened.

Instead, the galaxy’s biggest scumbag had arrived!

Want Dan Heng to give you mouth-to-mouth? I’ll kiss March 7th instead!

Seele and Bronya are locked in a love-hate relationship? You’re both my wings!

Kidnapping Clara will get Svarog on my tail? That’s exactly the kind of thrill I like!

And Pom-Pom, you’re not getting away either!

As the Aeon of Elation’s chosen one, Lin Ran held up a baseball bat and shouted at the sky:

“Galaxy, I’m coming for you!”

Years later, Lin Ran met the Aeon of Elation.

Comrade Aha had this to say:

“Brother Lin Ran’s tricks are so outrageous, none of us can match him. He’s the true God of Elation!”