Hey, Tank, Keep Your Hands to Yourself

[Everyone + Witty + Hilarious + Master Schemer]

“I’ll say it again: Xu Yang is my brother. If you want to kill him, you’ll have to step over my dead body!” Zhao Si declared righteously to the attackers.

Suddenly, Xu Yang leaped out from behind him and smacked him on the back of the head. “Didn’t I tell you to say that we’re as close as brothers, so if they want to kill me, they have to pay you first?”

“What kind of nonsense are you talking about?”

“Say it again properly. They want to kill me without paying? Where else in the world do you get a deal like that?”

A crowd of people stood outside the gate, their sharp blades gleaming. Seeing this scene, they couldn’t help but freeze...