My name is Liu Ruan, and I’m a wage slave working for the Underworld. I worked diligently for a whole month, only to find my paycheck was 1,800! I quit! I’m going to slack off! Just kidding, just kidding. I love the Underworld. The ghosts and gods there are so adorable and kind, the pay is great, the benefits are excellent, and they provide all the usual insurance and housing fund. After I die, I’ll even get civil servant housing. (I’m not being coerced. This is entirely voluntary.) I’m willing to give my all for the Underworld until my dying breath.
