Datang: Father, Even the Dog Bowl Is a Treasure in His House

"The Tang Dynasty + Decisive Killing + Funny" Yun Yi traveled through the Tang Dynasty for many years and has been quietly running the mysterious Yunjiazhuang. Until one day he met Changsun Wuji's daughter Changsun Pingting, and his path went astray from then on. Changsun Wuji: "Yun Yi, you bastard deceived my daughter and stopped me from marrying my daughter-in-law. Come on, bring me my 40-meter-long machete and let me chop this bastard to death." Li Lizhi: "Uncle, my husband said that close relatives cannot marry." Li Shimin: "My dear son-in-law, I'm tired of eating those abalones and dragons. You can take me by boat to see England and France sometime." Yan Ruyu: "Husband, should our son marry an English princess, an Ottoman princess, or a Visigoth princess?" Yun Yi: "Enlarge the picture and marry them all!"