If I Don’t Die Soon, This Old Man Will Have to Get Married

Name: If I Don’t Die Soon, This Old Man Will Have to Get Married
Author: K155

再不死，老夫就要嫁人啦

by K155

Status: Ongoing
Length: 153k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

A modern web-novel author transmigrated into the Great Feng Dynasty and became the Crown Prince's woman. The thought was so mortifying, he wanted to die.

When he learned that an accidental death would send him back, he began a series of jaw-dropping attempts to get himself killed.

He told the emperor to his face that he had been sleeping with someone else...

He took the Crown Prince to a brothel to enjoy music...

He took the assassin who had tried to kill him into his own home...

He did every incomprehensible thing imaginable, but when he looked back,

why was he getting closer and closer to becoming the Crown Princess?

With the wedding date drawing near, he cried out in desperation, “If I don't die soon, I'm going to have to get married!”

[Maybe, possibly, or perhaps... this is a story about the Crown Princess's rise to power]

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