
I Don’t Need to Fetch the Scriptures, I Get By Bullying the Tathagata
不取经只靠欺负如来过日子
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- Completed
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- 1.4M Words
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- Eastern Fantasy
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- Fantasy High-Concept
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- 2y ago
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Let's talk about the shortcomings first. The logic of the novel is too biased and too brainless. I believe everyone who has read it will understand this. There is no basic logic in many places, and the writing style is average; Let's talk about the advantages. It's really funny. The title and setting of the book are not inconsistent with the content. Although it doesn't deserve five stars from a normal perspective, I still want to give it five stars. The reason is very simple. It's funny. It's really funny. I want to keep watching it. After all, it's hard to buy a smile, so why not five stars? Finally, I hope the author will hurry up and update. Although I can't afford large rewards, I can still get free gifts @Just like eating meat
Although the plot of this book is similar to the anti-routine from Journey to the West, the plot is more attractive, but the progress is a bit slow. Overall, this novel is still very good. But I'm curious how many thousands of words it ended up being? This book is considered useless. The plot of Guanyin is released every day, which is finally a bit exciting. Do this again. And I'm tired of hearing about that golden elixir. Tens of thousands of golden elixirs every day. Put the golden elixir here. Is it so worthless? Even the author himself admits that he is dumb. Also, even if Lingshan's power is not as good as Heavenly Court, it's not much different, so they shouldn't be so afraid of the Jade Emperor. After all, Tathagata is also one of the first-class strong men and is being played like this by a monkey every day. Interesting? I used to think this novel was good, but now it's getting worse. I feel like it won't look that good at the back.
Such a familiar smell, this and this. Isn't this the same book as "Learning Counter Routines from Journey to the West"? But, can you please meet Sun Xiaowu and Sun Xiaokong near the end? I really don't know what it would be like for the two of them to meet, hahaha! However, I still have something to say. Dada updates so fast. Three pictures every day. I say Dada is really awesome. Thank you for your hard work for us readers! It's important to take a break sometimes, don't just keep updating without taking a break. We are not in a hurry [admiration]
This routine is constant and hilarious, and it captures human nature very well. Although the characterization is lacking, it is still acceptable. Although the plot has many flaws, this does not affect the excitement of the book at all. On the contrary, it is suitable for all kinds of people, whether they are young people, teenagers, or middle-aged people. They are all appropriate, there are not so many cryptic things to think about, but there are many plots that make people think deeply. It's really a good book. I have read more than 300 chapters so far. Considering that I have been reading for eight and a half months this year, I can definitely say it is one of the best books of the year. Good reviews
Absolutely amazing, beautiful, made me laugh to death, healed so unhappy It's so beautiful, chase chase chase
The writing is good, very novel, and good. The overall rhythm is relaxed and cheerful. Among the "Journey to the West" themes I have watched, it is not as depressing and tense as other "Journey to the West" themes. I quite like the author's style. A special theme of "Journey to the West". However, the subject matter of "Journey to the West" is not small. It is easy for some authors to lose control of it after writing. I hope the author can control the intensity of it well in the later stage. Come on, author
It looks great. It doesn't have many updates but it's stable. Some novels only give you one chapter or they are not written today [angry] [angry] which is very irritating.
Hello, author! First of all, please don't be nervous. I'm not here to urge you to update it, because I believe that I can see its ending in my lifetime. Please write carefully. It doesn't matter how long you write. As long as you don't give up and don't overflow, everything will not be a problem. I will wait with your loyal readers. I admire your writing style very much, which is both humorous and profound. To put it bluntly, if you are included in the article, you are a senior performer. I am the audience who appreciates the video. Your performance has reached a fascinating level. Just like Jian Han's state of watching "The Fifteen Days of Leohard", one more episode means one less episode. I want to watch it but can't let it go. The contradictory and complicated emotions drive me crazy. I was just a bored idler, and I clicked on this novel aimlessly, with no intention of finishing it, but you succeeded in making me "half" finish it. Now, I can only express my emotions! Only leaving a message in the comments can stabilize my mood at this moment. With a sense of luck, I hope you can see it. Come on author, I look forward to every "next chapter" of yours. To you dear readers.
This protagonist is really laughing to death, and the interaction with the Jade Emperor, the biggest brother on the list, is perfect, awesome
It's very funny, and I don't feel depressed when I watch it. Other funny movies are very depressing when I watch them. So far, it's not depressing, especially the Chang'e part. I've been thinking that the Queen Mother can't kill Wukong, why not kill Chang'e. I feel like it's going to depress me. Who knows? It's very comfortable.