Buddhism: It's Broken, the Underworld Is Coming for Me

Hou Qing traveled to the prehistoric world and became the biological brother of Queen Houtu. In the underworld, Heavenly Court and Buddhism have deployed their own forces. As soon as Hou Qing returns to the underworld, all the Emperor Fengdu and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva will get out of here! The Queen, who became the new Lord of the Underworld, Emperor Jiuyou Xuantian, vowed to make the Underworld bigger and stronger and create greater glory! Jade Emperor: "If you don't let the good corpse of Ziwei be reincarnated as Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty, how will my heaven get the luck of traveling to the west?" Hou Qing: "I said, reincarnation requires more money." Tathagata: "You have repeatedly interfered with my Dharma's eastward journey, making it very difficult for me to handle it." Hou Qing lifted the table: "It's difficult to handle, then don't do it!" Sun Wukong: "We agreed to have a deep brotherhood. I have one big Luo Jinxian and three dozen White Bone Demons. You will arrange two quasi-sages for me?!" … Demon Ancestor Luohu: "This time, I will give back everything I lost in double, and I will make the Three Realms tremble under my feet!" "Reporting to Lord Demon Ancestor, Buddha Wutian has successfully captured Lingshan Mountain." "Very good." "Reporting to Lord Demon Ancestor, Emperor Kuigang has successfully captured Heavenly Court." "Not bad." "Reporting to Lord Demon Ancestor, Demon God Jidu attacked the underworld and failed again..." Whether the Three Realms are in chaos or not, the underworld has the final say. I am Emperor Jiuyou Xuantian, and I speak for the underworld. ___Houqing