Synopsis: Hey, you have to be honest when you talk! I was named one of the country's top ten anti-fraud ambassadors, one of the world's top ten anti-drug ambassadors, a global charity ambassador, and the spokesperson for the Anti-Suicide Association. What bad intentions could I possibly have? I just want to help people climb out of life's lowest moments and find comfort for their souls. What's wrong with that? And the worst part is, even though I'm a model citizen, you voted me the most crooked celebrity in the entertainment industry and called me... Seriously, that's too much! I only wanted to have a lively interaction with my beloved fans, and you reported me. What bad intentions could I possibly have?
What? The whole internet is losing it! Your dream girl, the female celebrity known as a man-eater, is actually a man? But what does it matter to me if she's a man! You'd better have proof before you say that. I'm a perfectly respectable celebrity. What bad intentions could I possibly have?
PS: This is a respectable novel that refuses to follow the beaten path. Respectable people, stay away!
