As Long as I Keep Changing Partners, Sorrow Can Never Catch Me

[A quick note: the male lead isn't a scumbag. He just has a pretty extensive dating history and has had quite a few girlfriends. This is entirely fictional, so please read with discretion.]

(Also, this book doesn't follow the usual conventions. It features all kinds of behavior that goes against the norm, so read with caution.)

A lot of people had childhood friends when they were young, and may even have made the purest promises of their childhood. Luo Wan was no exception.

It was just that things always ended cruelly.

As a pure-hearted boy who was badly hurt by love when he was young, I, Luo Wan, hereby declare: from now on, all you pure-love warriors and Dragon King warriors, stay far away from me. You're the biggest scam in the world.

In this day and age, where devotion gets you called a simp and making the first move is seen as pathetic, love is worth less than a penny. Instead of passively humiliating myself and becoming a laughingstock, I'd rather take the initiative, build a huge dating pool, expand my social circle, and always keep the upper hand.

From now on, this simp is becoming a playboy. I'll make the most of my time in this world.

Oh? You're angry and want to break up with me?

OK, goodbye?

Oh, no. I mean, goodbye forever.

If we break up, so be it. The next one will be more obedient.

As long as I keep changing partners, sadness will never catch up with me.

I won't be a scumbag who dates two people at once, but I absolutely refuse to become a simp who is the butt of everyone's jokes.

I won't claim to have walked through a field of flowers without touching a single leaf, but I'll do my best to leave without a trace.

I wouldn't say I'm heartless. I just have a lot of love to give, but not too much.

(Note: The male lead will have some special abilities.)