Me, a Seven-Year-Old Granduncle, Giving New Year's Money to Sister Zhou

[Zhou Jie + urban cultivation + She’s only seven, why the hell would she need to be the female lead?]

Zhou Fan was once a powerful cultivator at the peak of the Golden Core stage, but he failed his tribulation.

In an instant, he transmigrated into the body of a seven-year-old brat.

He also had a grandniece, the resistance warrior Zhou Shuyi.

On the second day of the Lunar New Year, Zhou Fan went to pay a New Year’s visit and arrived at Zhou Shuyi’s home.

Though he was little, his seniority was so great that all he could do was hand over his pocket money as her New Year’s gift.

He also performed a little magic trick for her.

As luck would have it, the whole thing was captured on livestream.

The viewers were stunned, but still thought Zhou Jie was just pulling a stunt for attention and views.

Then Zhou Fan flew on a sword, leaving everyone completely dumbfounded.

Zhou Shuyi: “Everyone, don’t panic. I’m more scared than you are. I’m literally up in the sky!”

Zhou Fan: “It’s no big deal. Just a little thing.”

Livestream chat: “Have you looked at what’s next to you? That’s a freaking airplane!”

Zhou Fan shrugged. “You think flying on a sword is that shocking? How would you react if I said I could catch a cannonball with my bare hands?”

Countless netizens: “Great-great-uncle, fine, you’re my great-great-uncle, all right? But could you please put that Tiger tank down from your finger?”