[Male-led story] + [No harem] + [Decisive and ruthless] + [Not mindless]
“Bi’an, Bi’an. A life of safety, guaranteed. Great name, very auspicious!”
Whenever Xie Bi’an remembers how smug his thick-browed, kind-hearted father looked when he named him, he feels like he’s just eaten ten pounds of fly poop.
“Dad, Bi’an is an auspicious name, sure. But our surname is Xie! What kind of decent family gives their kid the same name as Bai Wuchang?!”
Not wanting to disappoint his father, Xie Bi’an got drunk one day, fell off a cliff, and transmigrated into a parallel world as Bai Wuchang.
“Sigh.”
Looking at the little girl in front of him, flying a kite and cheering happily, Xie Bi’an shut his eyes in despair.
“Falling to my death would’ve been bad enough. Transmigrating would’ve been bad enough. But what kind of King of Hell wears a JK uniform and twin ponytails every day?!”
Whenever he thinks about the King of Hell calling him “Onii-chan” over and over again, tears of anguish keep streaming from the corners of Xie Bi’an’s mouth...
“Heh heh heh. This is actually pretty great.”
It feels pretty good, come on! 👍