
I’ll Never Get Caught Running a Love Pond at Hogwarts
在霍格沃茨当鱼塘主绝不翻车
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Hey hey hey, here I come. I also read the book "Flowers of the Floating World" later. I don't really make the connection between the two. It seems that although they have similarities, their specific characters are really different. Bibing mostly describes the background, and then family power, Ukiyohana mostly describes how charming the heroine is. I find it difficult to relate the two, however. What I can think of is that they are all very beautiful. The author's writing style is so great that I really fell in love with it and got down on one knee to propose. It's like being there. Believe it or not. Pie pie, please smash me to death with lots of updates.
[Flowing kiss][Flying kiss][Flying kiss] It's very beautiful. It would be better if the heroine doesn't care about April. It feels like she is always dealing with troubles for her.
Very nice! The heroine's character completely matches the Slytherin heroine in my mind! Finally, he is no longer the Lion Heart of the Snake Garden! Come on!
It's really beautiful and the character creation won my heart! The plot is also very exciting, the characters are well-developed, and I don't think the characters are very OOC. The key is that the author is really attentive! ! ! He actually compiled an entire family tree, and it was completely connected to the history of the wizarding world. You really put so much thought into it! Moreover, it is a small sweet article with almost no knife. I love it! Moreover, the Auvergne has the feeling of an aristocratic lady, extremely elegant, and the interests and interactions between the aristocrats are written in a very reasonable way! And the setting of the Farley family really pokes me! ! ! "The Farley family always stood in the middle of the scale and added weights to both ends to maintain balance." "We need obedient people, not smart people" It's really exciting! What a smart and sober aristocratic family!
Damn it! It's really beautiful! I read Ukiyohana-sensei's book first but didn't finish it. Then I saw this one. After reading it, I said:? Ah? Are there any similarities? [Laughing awkwardly] The teacher's writing style touched my heart perfectly, it's really nb [send heart][send heart][send heart][send heart] Finally: open a harem! All agreed! [Sinister smile]
Give Drac more love and more drama, I love watching him. Draco, give Draco more love and more scenes, childhood sweetheart.
The author said very well that the writing style is superb. I came from a certain book and was instantly conquered by the big book. I think it is completely different from that book. The writing has its own style and the writing style is more delicate than that book. Moreover, I I have read the remarks of the author of that book before, and I thought she was maliciously guiding the readers, pretending to be innocent, and the whole work became more and more confusing towards the end, and finally ended in a hurry, without explaining anything clearly, and obviously without confidence. . I hope that this incident will not affect me. Nietzsche once said, "Whatever doesn't kill you will eventually make you stronger." I really love this book. I hope that I can smile and live toward the sun. Life is always full of ups and downs, and we will always grow and become stronger [Sending Hearts]
I am reading both books, although some settings, such as a huge family background, which I think are the best heroine settings in Otome HP fanfics, can gain the favor of the pure-blood family right from the start. Furthermore, the writing styles of the two authors are really different. It can be seen that the author put a lot of effort into this novel. In the end, I am very glad that Da Da did not have bad views due to family reasons. I also very much hope that Da Da can walk out of the shadow of the past with Auvergne and keep love to himself. [Love]
It's super beautiful. I like the heroine's setting very much. I feel that the author's writing is pretty good, but there are not many updates.
I haven't finished it yet, but I like everything I've seen so far, except that the original heroine was a bit annoying (I know she was slapped in the face, but she was still very annoying before). Also, the author's names in the first few chapters made me confused and confused. I read a few chapters later, and after memorizing the heroine's name, I slowly figured out who was who. (I knew there was that picture, but I was listening to the book in the background, and I found out after reading the book review that it didn't affect me at all, and the author also dealt with it.) The heroine has a noble and cool lady style (standard Slytherin), a bit like a Mary Sue, that kind of feeling that is made up of all the beautiful words. The background setting is also very awesome (I can't think of any other more suitable description), and the emotional line is also very easy to draw (both It's easy to laugh at, hahaha), but it doesn't look like ancient romances, where the emotional line is forced (such as a casual kiss). The heroine just wants to go back and inherit the family property (the goal is clear and she falls in love with her, a carnival of career success). It just makes me say, the heroine is so high-level! The addition of the system will not seem cumbersome, but just right (a bit cute) The above is my review of this book so far. I look forward to reading more in the future.