You Said You Were Infertile? Five Miniature Villains Chase After You for Kisses

Lin Jiaojiao transmigrates into a Beast World novel about a doting wife, becoming a wicked, fat female beastman with a fertility score of zero, the most despised of them all.

From the start, she angers the book’s five top power players and nearly gets chopped into mincemeat! Lin Jiaojiao quickly distances herself from them: “Whoever wants to be lovesick can go ahead. I just want to get rich farming with my Spirit Spring and encyclopedia!”

Just as she’s growing sweet potatoes, building a city, and quietly becoming as beautiful as a celestial maiden, a winged white tiger cub drops from the sky and hugs her leg. “Mommy! I finally transmigrated back from the future to find you!”

Lin Jiaojiao is stunned. “Who’s your dad?”

The cub points to the war-god warrior in the distance, the one who keeps wanting to scatter her ashes. “Look, that’s my dad!”

Lin Jiaojiao: “!!!”

Then a red-tailed nine-tailed fox, a short-tempered little mermaid, an arrogant little golden dragon, and a cunning little black panther all tumble into her arms, each pointing at one of the original novel’s big villains and calling him Dad!

To stay alive, Lin Jiaojiao desperately keeps her secret identity under wraps while raising the cubs. But the more she tries to hide, the more clingy those fierce power players become.

Until one day, the aloof priest, the brutal Sea Emperor, and the war-god warrior corner her against a wall. Looking at the row of tiny versions of themselves, they pull her into their arms with red-rimmed eyes. “Jiaojiao, we heard you think we’re too weak, so you’re taking the cubs away?”