[Alternate Universe] [Goofy] [Unhinged] [System] [Trash Ex's Regret]
Sharp-Tongued, Goofy, Shameless Princess Consort x Cold-on-the-Outside, Sweet, Tsundere Prince
College student Song Yaotiao transmigrates, only to find herself drowning. On the bank, the trash prince is still shouting, "Save the Consort first!"
The System issues a mission: Save the Consort, or get electrocuted!
Song Yaotiao: "Yan Zi, I'm coming to save you, Yan Zi! What am I supposed to do if you die, Yan Zi?!"
When the trash prince demands an apology from Song Yaotiao, she simply flashes him the international gesture of friendship.
How dare you?
One bout of madness later, she successfully unlocks the Jinx skill.
Song Yaotiao: "May every punch you throw in a group fight miss."
When the System suggests she use her charms to save the soon-to-fall-into-darkness villain Ming Zhaoyan...
Song Yaotiao: "Oh my... Just thinking about it gets me excited!"
After finally escaping the trash prince and finding her target, she is beaten back at every turn by his nonstop cheesy pickup lines.
Ming Zhaoyan: "I like you. I've said my piece. Figure out how to fall in love with me."
Song Yaotiao turns and walks away: "You're wonderful, but I'm not good enough for you. Goodbye. Next!"
Winning over the villain is the top priority, but first and foremost, Song Yaotiao needs the means to keep herself alive.
Who would have thought the villain would stray from the main plot and confess first? Song Yaotiao: "You like me? You think you're good enough for me?"
I smoked countless cigarettes. I drank so much that I felt like vomiting. I took 99 steps toward you, but you cut off my path. I had all kinds of emotions in this world, but I lost my focus on you. I lost my soul. I smoked countless cigarettes. I drank so much that I felt like vomiting. I took 99 steps towards you, but you cut off my path. All my feelings in this world, but my lack of focus on you, made me lose my soul.
Why hasn't it been updated? (Wriggling darkly) (Rolling) (Creeping violently) (Twisting) (Spasticity) (Roaring) (Wirling) (Gloomy growl) (Crawling) (Split) (Walking ashore) (Twisting) (Spasticity) (Wriggling) (Twisted walking) (Attack regardless of target) (Nuhou) (Turn into a monkey) (Fly into the virgin forest) (Dang tree vine) (Chong Fei passes by a monkey eating a banana) (Roaring) (Become a monkey) (Fly into the primeval forest) (Dang Shuvine) (Chuang Fei passes by a monkey eating a banana) (Nuhou) (Become a monkey) (Fly into the primeval forest) (Dang Shuvine)
I must support my cockroach-big book. Although I have only read a few chapters, I can see that it is also very non-prickly 😘
The third time I endorse myself
I read this one immediately after finishing the last one. It's so good. I hope the author will update it soon.
I finished reading the last book and came to read this one today. I really liked the plot [Blowing Kisses]
Why did you stop updating? Baby, this book is quite beautiful [I almost cried]
Super funny, laugh to death, goose goose goose goose😂
Wow, I just discovered yesterday that there are so many more chapters. It's really good.
I'm so happy, I really like the author's writing style