
The Protagonist Threw Mud at Me and Gave Him a Slap in the Face with My Backhand
主角朝我扔泥巴,反手给他一嘴巴
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- Completed
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- 505k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Fantasy Romance
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 2y ago
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- Fanqie
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Explore more →A Novel That Will Make You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts in the Middle of the Night
Something very, very funny🌝
Tomato's Top Five Quick-Passing Books
Wear quickly
9.4 or Above, No CP, It's Confusing to Watch
The books I read are very miscellaneous, so feel free to recommend them. Anyway, don't blindly recommend books around 8:00, as long as they have CP. Apart from these two points, I really read everything, including plots, time travel, fantasy, thrillers, modern times, ancient times, comedy, and all kinds of nonsense.
I Want a Madwoman, an Elegant Madwoman, and One Who Is Extremely Sensible.
Elegant to the extreme, crazy to the extreme, rational to the extreme, powerful to the extreme, beautiful to the point of suffocation, charming to the point of suffocation. (Is my request difficult?)
Crazy Criticism of the Heroine, Very Rational and Cold, Cold to the Core
She is a very crazy female protagonist, with a high IQ and explosive martial arts. She can have a male protagonist or not, and is not bound by anyone. She is very talented.
Nowadays, the Articles About Cultivating Immortals Are so Embarrassing. the Articles About Women Are Always Competing with Each Other.
Is there any cp, fresh and refined female channel to cultivate immortality, no female competition, no female competition, no female competition! No cp, no cp, no cp, no cp, no cp! Have the world in mind, don't always think about falling in love
No CP, Hilarious Writing, the Kind That Can Make You Laugh with Eight-Pack Abs
No CP! If you have CP, don't get involved! It's best it's over
If You Want a Really Cool Article, If You Want to Slap Me in the Face, Do It Quickly and Neatly, Don't Be Too Harsh.
It is best to have no cp (not meaning no fixed cp). The real no cp means no relationship at all and no romantic partners (such as An Qiao, Ning Shu, Chi Qiao). If you have a cp and hope that the other party has no sense of existence, don't fall in love (such as the female swordsman Qisha
A Cool Novel About Cultivating Immortality Without CP. the Heroine Is a Genius.
1. As long as there is no cp, the heroine is a genius in cultivating immortals and is beautiful on her own (no matter how little the male protagonist describes, I can't stand it) 2. Don't be a group favorite, don't have an ordinary appearance, don't have to dress up as a man, don't touch the original heroine, it's best to just be a pure cultivator of immortality. Thank you.
Cultivation of Immortality, the Heroine Is Particularly Mean, Ye Qiao, Feng Xi
I want to read a book like "Destroy my Dantian in the morning and burn paper in front of your grave in the afternoon". The heroine is really mean
Is There Any Lone Wolf Article (Female Channel Has No Cp)
The heroine is alone, with no family or a partner. She can make friends with others, but without teammates, she has always been alone. The genre can be survival, infinite flow, apocalypse, etc., Just like the dual personality book.
The Heroine Is a Female Sidekick Who Wears Books and Practices Immortality. If She Has a Correct Outlook on Life, Anything Else Will Do.
Please, I'm bored to death, please save the child.
Requesting: a Story About a Heroine Without CP, and the Heroine's IQ Is Always Online.
It seems that the heroine has everything under control. It would be best if the heroine is very powerful from the beginning of the story*^_^*
Transformation + Behind the Scenes
Want to watch something like "I am your love rival, not your wife!" (I am not a yandere)" book.
Looking for Novels with No Cp, No Ambiguity and More Than 9.5 Female Videos! !
I want to read a book like "Quick Travel: Black Lotus She Has a Forty Meter Sword". There is a shortage of books. I am looking for novels with a female channel, no cp, no ambiguity, and a rating of 9.5 Or higher! ! High quality novel! ! It can be anything from quick rebirth to funny revenge! !
The Heroine Is Decisive in Killing + Cultivating Immortality + No Cp
I beg the heroine to be more decisive in her killings. Don't be a holy mother. I don't have a man. Don't cause me any emotional disputes. I just want to read that kind of pure fairy tale.
A Genius Boy Who Practices Fairy Tales, Has a Relatively Cold Personality and Has No Emotional Line.
I want to read a book similar to "The Sky Never Sets".
The Heroine Has a Lot of Tricks, She Has the Strength, She Is Sharp-Tongued, and She Can Report Her Grudges on the Spot.
I want to read a book like "Being a Sperm and a Scumbag Begins from Leaving the Underworld". The heroine will never wrong herself. If she has status and strength, she will be tough and teach her a lesson on the spot. Others won't even dare to fart.
Quickly Go to a Dimension Where There Is a Brother-In-Law, a God, a Stepmother, a Woman Disguised as a Man, Please! !
Junior Sister! Talented Dog! Involution! the Point Is No CP! Bad Character
I've recently become obsessed with the cp-free lone wolf female videos, please post them as soon as possible!
A Mad Heroine Who Is Reborn for Revenge and Directly Kills People.
Want to watch something similar to "Cool!" The book "A True Daughter's Revenge, No Enemy Will Survive".
Funny, Cool, No CP
Cool Article! Short! ! Doesn't Look Uncomfortable! Beg!
Reading can sometimes make you half-infuriated. Is there any interesting article? Shorter one! ! ^_^










































































































A new book is released, and the babies pass by and give it a five-star review
Love it as always! ! ! The plot is novel, there is no so-called golden finger, because I am the golden finger, hahaha Cong Cong has always been my favorite. It combines many current memes, but also brings a special artistic conception of ancient immortality. The supporting characters in the article are all very individual, good or bad (some are really unique) The writing is very good, and it hit my favorite point right away. I've been following it since the first book, some may be longer, but there's no way I won't get tired of reading it! Are you even thinking about when to update? Cong Cong currently has four works, and all four of them are masterpieces. . . . . . Then I will comment on the protagonist of this book. It feels like a combination of Jingsha and Gu Shen. I keep jumping back and forth between being crazy and not crazy. Quite fun! The style is completely different from the previous three books! ! ! Highly recommended~(*˘˘*).。.:*♡
The heroine has an eccentric vibe and is very flexible with people. First of all, the second chapter of the book kills the original male protagonist, it is refreshing and direct enough. This will definitely become a refreshing breath of fresh air in the fairy tales, and I am very much looking forward to her next performance. This is Cong Cong's book! Hahaha, I should have come here relatively early. I recommend it. I feel that the writing style has become more novel and interesting!
Cong Cong's books are as good as ever... I just like this kind of bitchy and crazy heroine... It's really to my liking... Come on, please read more.
This is the first review of my Congcong's new book. I must give it five stars. Congcong's performance is still stable and the writing is superb. I really like the book Mo Shen written by Goddess Cong. Of course, I also love this book Jiujiu. The book is really interesting. For the sake of this being the first book review, Congcong gives it a thumbs up [blowing kiss] @ Ouncong
"The world laughs at me for being crazy, I laugh at the world for not being able to see through it." Handle with care and let go, grudges will be repaid. This is probably Jiujiu's feelings towards the native world and the aboriginal people. Only by letting go of the past can we pursue a higher world, and only then can we break away from the shackles of life's misery. Such people are free and easy. , Strong, seemingly happy, without any worries, but I always feel that the universe is so big, but Jiujiu is alone, running alone. I hope she can look back, at least she has a sincere friend like Shangguan Meng, and I look forward to a heart-warming extra story.
The books written by Oucong have always been in line with my preferences. The content is rich and interesting, and the characters are colorful. The main thing is that there is no cp. The protagonist who specializes in career is really cool.
Onion, onion, come on! I will always support you! The new book is very exciting, the plot has ups and downs and is exciting, the protagonist is decisive in killing and has a sound mind. In short, he is Wari Good. No matter what, I love you Cong Cong! (I hope Cong Cong, who has a normal outlook on life, is healthy and everything goes well. In fact, it would be good to update more~)
It's good to watch. Selling a contact to a bald monk, bravely breaking into a men's bathhouse, and the protagonist picking up Chu Wan's knife and saying, "Come, chop her, chop her to death." These are the funniest parts. There is also the protagonist's miserable experience, being forced to sacrifice, and Yao Mi, who has been disappearing. I think this counts. It must be a trap. Judging from the reaction of the protagonist when he heard the Twelve Immortals, he also tried to find Yao Shi. They probably didn't treat her too badly at that time. According to the description below, Yao Shi has been addicted to alcohol. I thought it was a man, but I didn't expect it to be a woman. Yao Shi must have been feeling uncomfortable. In short, the author's writing style is very good [top post] [please update] [sending heartfelt messages] [shy] [blowing kiss] [laughing]
Oucong's new book, as a long-time book fan in a certain sense, I must support it. The style of this book is not very similar to the previous ones, but there are similarities. This book obviously has a more money-obsessed feel and is even funnier than before. I haven't seen enough of this book so I won't comment too much. (The main thing is that I won't comment on it until I see more.) Anyway, Oucong's books are very good. Why didn't the author recommend his new book? I just saw it today\(`Δ')/
It's super pretty, with lots of different styles: Recommended index ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ From the first book by Oocong Da to this one, I like it very much. Da Da's books are not only very diverse, but also attractive. There are still relatively few people nowadays, but I really recommend it. If we read it now, we should be old fans [staring]
I stayed up late and finished reading it. This book is really good \(//∇//)\ I like the character of the heroine so much, and the ending left me stunned (it's a bit of a spoiler, don't comment. To be honest, I thought the heroine was a goddess, but I didn't expect that her relationship with the world turned out to be like this, nor did I think that the system turned out not to be a system). All in all, I will still look forward to the author's next work [Blowing Kiss], please give it a try.
It's really good-looking and funny, and it's completely different from Cong Cong's previous style. The writing in some places is really annoying.
It has a head, bones and tail, a great and refreshing article. The heroine looks crazy on the surface, but actually plays a big game of chess, and finally transcends the world. The only thing I'm not satisfied with is that there are too many plots between Master Sword Master and Junior Sister in the early stage, and they jump around for too long, which affects the viewing experience.
It's very interesting. I started watching it at 10 o'clock last night and fell asleep at 10:30. I watched it at 10 o'clock today and I feel like I only watched it for an hour. It's really good-looking. Could you please have more?
It was pretty good, the story came full circle, and all the foreshadowings were explained, but it was a bit short, and I felt like there were still some unfinished stories, and the ending was a bit rushed. (By the way, people who read book reviews remember to pay attention to other people's reading time...)
I really like [admiration], I would like to be called a language master, hahahaha. I don't understand why the rating is so low, but you don't like us Jiujiu? I'm really going to cry, okay? [Almost crying][Crying] Also, I watched this offline. He didn't give me a time limit. He really made me cry to death [Crying][Crying]
I have always believed in Oocong's big books. The protagonist in it is very clear, smart, and has three correct views. Originally, it was similar to the novel I had read before, which was just a sandstorm. However, after reading it, I found that the heroine has a super high IQ. She has laid out the layout from the beginning. I really like reading it.
It's okay, a lot of funny jokes, mainly telling a story line in which you have to resolve the cause and effect if you want to live, so when you return to the world of cultivation, after the resolution, you can go wherever you want. Although I don't know why she is so strong, she is just so strong [face covering]
To be honest, the story is well-written and the plot is very smooth. Everything is very good. People who watched the ending felt depressed and wanted to complain for the heroine, but there seemed to be nothing to complain about, because the heroine finally let go. 2025.8.6
It's a pretty good novel. It's really crazy at the beginning, but it feels like the ending is a bit hasty. In fact, I hope it becomes a full-length novel like Mo Shen, that would be the best. But I really didn't expect that the system turned out to be a three-flower treasure box. I was a little surprised, but it also made sense. Everything has completed a perfect closed loop, which is quite good.
I like this kind of imaginative novel, the main character is a little crazy, does things neatly, has brains, and is "a little cunning". The style is similar to this author's novel (I have done all bad things, you say I will be immortal), in short, in a word, the plot is excellent
The books written by the author are of the same high quality as always. After reading Xiao 99, I no longer have the desire to read other books. They are too different. Finally, please update quickly [Send my heart][Send my heart][Send my heart]
The first half is full of laughter and the second half is full of anger. The selfishness of human nature cannot be seen or tested. It's so real. I feel so bad for Jiujiu. How strong of a mentality does it take to experience the suffering over and over again [I'm about to cry]
This book must be collected, it is too nonsensical and speechless, hahaha, I like the author's imagination so much, keep up the good work, author, and look forward to your next work [send heart][send heart][send heart][send heart][send heart][send heart]
It's super cute and funny. The heroine is someone you can't imagine what she wants to do. I recommend everyone to come and watch it [Love] I hope the author will publish a new book soon
The writing is mature, without any poisonous points, the characters are vivid, and the emotions are rich and real, but the memory points are a bit lacking.
It's so good. I thought it was just a slightly crazy funny novel at first, but I didn't expect it to suddenly turn around in the end. I especially like Xiao Jiujiu's style. I highly recommend [Adore][Adore][Adore]
After listening to it, the writing, plot, and character creation are very good. I really like the heroine who is smart and has many tricks, is good at making money, and can speak well!
I've finished watching it, I've finished watching it. The heroine will not be morally kidnapped by anyone. She has her own bottom line. Although she sometimes seems heartless, she takes action when it's time to take action. In the end, she got rid of the curse and went away free and easy.