You Call That Ganging Up? What Did Six Paths of Pain Ever Do to You?

[Comedy. Recommended: uninstall your brain and just enjoy the ride.]

After dying unexpectedly, Li Xinglan transmigrated in spirit form to a parallel world overrun by ghosts. He was accidentally bound to the Six Paths System and gained the Rinnegan, the powerful eye technique from the Naruto world. Using this power, Li Xinglan began creating puppets capable of housing his soul. When he discovered that every ghost could strengthen his ocular powers, he turned his sights on countless evil spirits.

Vengeful ghost with no physical body: “I’ll make you pay with your life!”

Human Path: “I’ll take that.”

Ghost who slaughtered a thousand people: “You’ll be the thousand-and-first soul to die by my blade.”

Asura Path: “Amitabha. I shall deliver you, benefactor.”

Pervert who preys on young girls: “How about becoming this great one’s woman?”

Animal Path: “Pick a better place to be reborn next time. A maggot sounds about right.”

Female ghost stitched all over with thread: “Don’t come any closer!”

Naraka Path: “The King of Hell’s repair package, only 998 for the full service... Hey, hey, don’t run!”

Terrifyingly powerful ghost general: “I need only lift a finger to use my ghostly energy to snatch the souls of countless living beings.”

Preta Path: “Uh-huh, sure.”

After a while, the ghosts that had once rampaged everywhere without restraint had become nationally protected animals.

When all the evil spirits decided to join forces and kill the mysterious powerhouse known as “Pain,” Li Xinglan, embodied as the Deva Path, stood alone against ten million ghosts. Looking down upon the world as an absolute supreme being, he softly murmured:

“One bag of rice, how many floors can you carry?”