I’m a fourth-year college student. When a zombie apocalypse breaks out across the globe, I’m hiding under the covers and trembling with fear. Then every student on campus gets a text message: “Kill one zombie and earn one credit. Kill two thousand and get into graduate school without an entrance exam. Kill three thousand and get a government job.” I throw off the covers. Let’s do this! Zombies are nothing. Just watch what I can do.
