[Lighthearted Comedy + Cautious Cultivation + Everyday Life in the Early Stages + No System + Ordinary Mortal's Path to Immortality]
The first year of the Three-Fly Era, third month of spring, day seven: He transmigrates into the body of a beggar who starved to death and nearly starves himself. On day eight, he meets Gui San, gains longevity, finds a job, and starts his first day at the Phoenix Pavilion.
Gu Fei had just transmigrated into the body of a little beggar, only to realize he was about to starve to death too. He went "ding" all night, but no System appeared.
He licked his broken bowl clean, but no golden finger appeared.
He rubbed a thin stick until it was nearly transparent, but still, no miracle happened.
He had hoped to use knowledge from his past life and a skill from a more advanced era to earn himself a feast, but the people here weren't impressed.
At least other people got a System when they transmigrated. If not, they got some heaven-defying treasure. And if they didn't get that, they still had some kind of special skill.
But Gu Fei? He had the life of a loser and the body of a weakling!
Knowing how cruel the cultivation world could be, Gu Fei decided he would never stand out, no matter what!
"Fellow Daoist, wait! Hear me out! Tell me what you want! I'll give you anything!"
"Heh heh heh, this old man needs a virgin boy..."
Damn, the person who wanted to kill the protagonist was injured by the protagonist. The protagonist even gave money to see the injury and said it was written like shit. It felt like it was insulting shit.
Others are going to kill you, and you just fucking hurt them.
I have changed my ways and become a new person. Why is it still as if it's a violation of heaven's rules? Can't I change a word in the introduction? One more and one less will not work?
Why is it so bad? You even said you should save some to read it.