[Mortal cultivation, comedy, no System, cautious cultivation, decisive and ruthless]
Facing the sea, spring blossoms bloom;
My name is Zhao Dahai. After three years as a Chinese medicine dispensary clerk, my skills are just good enough to muddle through. At least I won't poison anyone to death. I transmigrated to this era, where my little business is thriving.
But that's just a side pursuit. My true goal is to cultivate immortality and make money! Cultivate immortality!
Just as I'm about to rise to prominence as a cultivator, my childhood friend starts coveting what I have and hunts me down?
When bad luck hits, even water can go down the wrong way...
Once you enter the immortal sect, don't ask when you'll return.
Good, evil, or demonic, it makes no difference. I simply refuse to remain a mortal.
Sharp-eyed female cultivators discover that I'm still a virgin and all start imagining things with me. How can I protect myself and stay out of trouble?
Truthfully, I only want one person's heart, to grow old together without ever parting. But I'm so popular that it's impossible...
(The cultivation realms of the immortal world are: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul, Deification, Void Refining, Body Integration, Great Ascension, and Tribulation Transcendence.)
