“My name is Lu Ran. My ability is making people fart nonstop, but I have to stand behind them.”
After hearing this, the principal’s mouth twisted into a knot. He pursed his lips and said, “This ability shouldn’t pose any danger to society, so there’s no need to send you…”
“Two hundred million. It’s our way of thanking your school for nurturing him.” As he spoke, my dad tore off a check and handed it to the principal with both hands.
