I’ve Been Slacking for Five Hundred Years, and Now the System Begs Me to Act Human

Bound by the Workaholic System, Yi Xun transmigrated into the cultivation world as a mediocre nobody destined to be cannon fodder.

System: Get up and cultivate! Conquer the world, fight off the demonic sects, and become a peerless prodigy!

Having suffered the pains of 996 work culture, Yi Xun refused. He ate, drank, enjoyed himself, and gave up on the spot.

Five hundred years later, he had become the most despised vegetable garden elder in the Qingyu Sect.

The System broke down and begged him to do something, eventually activating a cheat: the Daily Good Deed Mode.

From then on, Yi Xun could see the fortune, talents, tribulations, and personality settings of every character around him.

All he had to do was offer a little tailored advice, and he'd receive god-tier cultivation techniques, pills, and magical artifacts.

He didn't have to lift a finger, yet he could still reach the pinnacle of life.

Years later:

Peerless Sword Venerable: “If Master Yi hadn't patiently guided me when I was young, I still wouldn't understand what a sword is...”

Emperor of the People: “I met Master Yi when I was nobody. He was the first person to show kindness to me and all the people of the world!”

Demon Empress: “Yi Xun, hehehehe, Yi Xun. Sooner or later, I'm going to kiss you to death...”