An Emperor asked a divine craftsman, "A divine artifact this powerful must have taken you at least sixty years to forge, right?"
"That's right. I forged this artifact in the time it took to clip a fingernail!"
A goddess sighed to the Pill God, "You must have poured your heart and soul into refining this divine pill for me!"
"That's right. I used several drops of my rooster's blood to refine it."
A great Buddha praised the Sutra Sage, "This peerless Buddhist scripture must have taken countless deductions and immense divine insight to create!"
"That's right. I came up with it while giving someone a massage."
When these mighty experts learned that Liang Fan was behind all of it, their jaws dropped.
"Is there anything you can't do?"
"How should I put it? I know a tiny bit about all this."
