A decorated table tennis coach, born on the same day as the Black Mamba, Kobe Bryant, and destined to meet the same fate on that very day, is reborn in the body of a boy devoted to basketball.
“Kobe, you can’t even beat me at my side gig. Why not just go home and make babies?”
Kobe: ???
The Death Stare: Don’t go anywhere! Come on! One-on-one! Let’s play until dawn!
“Shaq, let’s compare little Shaqs. Whoever’s is bigger gets to be the boss!”
O’Neal, furious with embarrassment, raises a fist as big as a rice bowl. “Let’s compare these!”
“Sure! Whoever backs out is a limp-dicked coward!”
One second later, O’Neal lies on the court with a swollen, bruised face. “Jerry, you liar! The West is too dangerous. I’m going back East!”
CCAV, ESPN, TNT, the Associated Press, USA Today…: “Tiger, how would you describe the greatest achievement of your career?”
Chen Pi gives a devilish smile. “The greatest personal achievement of my career wasn’t building the Lakers dynasty alongside Shaq and Kobe, nor was it winning the NBA MVP, FMVP, DPOY, and a whole string of other honors. It was snatching a table tennis singles world championship from the Demon King of China!”
“But what makes me proudest isn’t table tennis, and it isn’t basketball. It’s that I shaped the values of three whole generations: the ’80s, ’90s, and ’00s!”
CCAV, ESPN, TNT, the Associated Press, USA Today…: ???
If you want to write urban essays, just write them directly. Can you stop wearing the skin of a basketball?
I was chattering here and there, but it seemed like I was looking at it and there seemed to be nothing! Is there a word count for one chapter related to basketball?
Looks so tired
Can't read. You wrote about basketball, and I read 6 chapters. Still writing about amnesia. There is no theme at all. Go write urban novels.
Not doing your job properly! I didn't write much about basketball, I just wrote about history, table tennis, and past lives. Very poisonous
The idea is good, the writing is good, the story is good, and the basics of basketball are also good. Four stars encourage the author.
I wrote 15 chapters about my rebirth experience, 23 chapters in total. Only 5 chapters written about playing basketball
Well written. Can be seen.
Too much boring talk,
You write urban literature, right?