Cultivating Immortality with DNF

An office worker unexpectedly dies suddenly at home and arrives in a world of immortal cultivation, where he meets a penguin wearing a chunky gold chain. Seeing that he used to enjoy playing DNF, the penguin gives him the game, but only a tiny bit of it: opening Mystery Pouches. Skills, pets, and weapons all have to be drawn, and even the game's NPCs can be pulled. Have you ever seen Kelly imbue bullets with spells? What kind of being is Seria, who can send you home across several worlds? And just how much money can the tavern keeper, who restores your condition with a single drink, make in the world of immortal cultivation?