In Teyvat, I’m a Scummy Fox Playing a Scummy Fox

The 180-pull guarantee got swallowed up. Is this a collapse of morality or a distortion of human nature? An 18-year-old young man snapped his phone in half with his bare hands, was electrocuted to death, and his body mysteriously disappeared. Was this the work of demons, or a joke played by the gods?

[Kitsune Saiguu: That scummy Qiuming really is scummy.]

[Raiden Ei: My name is Beelzebul. My wish is to have that scummy fox named Bai Qiuming mounted on the wall of my house.]

[Raiden Makoto: My name is Baal. My wish is for my little sister to stop thinking about mounting that scummy fox named Bai Qiuming on the wall every single day.]

[Zhongli: My name is Morax. My wish is to catch that scummy fox named Bai Qiuming and give her to Guizhong to play with.]

[Fushe, Yingda, Fanan, and Mihu: We are the Five Yakshas. Our wish is to catch that white-haired fox and let Xiao use her to turn over flowerbeds.]

[Bai Qiuming: My name is Bai Qiuming. I hereby report that all the characters in Genshin Impact are perverts. Every last one of them wants my body.]