Both My Parents Are Kings? Then I'm Just Going to Give Up!

[Alternate History] [No System] [Comedy and Daily Life] [Scheming] [Political Intrigue and Face-Slapping] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Fierce Warfare] [Single or No Female Lead] [Also known as: I Just Want to Slack Off, But You Keep Forcing Me to Become Emperor] Ye Lan transmigrates. He finds himself in the body of a poor scholar in the Great Zhou dynasty. He thinks that, as a former underachiever, he'll have to live a hard life from now on. But who would have guessed his parents had been hiding their true identities? What? His father is a founding general of Great Zhou, ennobled as the hereditary Prince of Wuzhong? What? His mother once quelled a rebellion in the west with just thirty thousand elite troops, and was exceptionally enfeoffed as Prince of Kaiping, the first woman ever to receive the title? Ye Lan stares blankly at the fierce army sent to welcome his parents, then looks at them and thinks: If you're going to pull something like this, then I'm just going to start slacking off! But with storms brewing in the capital and the situation growing more chaotic, how can he stay out of it as the son of two princes? Ye Lan thinks returning to the capital means the start of a life of wealth and luxury. What he doesn't know is that the moment his parents decide to return, the fate of their entire family is bound fast by invisible chains of iron! At their feet lies an abyss! Can Ye Lan find a glimmer of hope in its depths and discover a way for the Ye family to survive... The Thunder God rages, and rain pours down. Through the curtain of rain, Ye Lan grips a three-foot sword and stares coldly at the noble figure before him. The icy rain mingles with his tears of blood and streams swiftly down his cheeks. Suddenly, he throws back his head and laughs wildly, then roars: “If Heaven will not tolerate my Ye family, then I, Ye Lan, will defy Heaven!” “If Great Zhou will not tolerate my Ye family, then I'll tear Great Zhou down!”