Inside the Dragon's Rest Tavern,
A green-skinned goblin tinkered with a broken alarm clock, while a hill dwarf with a hunting rifle slung over his back guzzled ale straight from a barrel. A tall elf idly toyed with the blade in his hand, the pale expanse of her chest exposed and enticing.
Human knights and mages sat off in a corner, cautiously discussing their plan to slay a dragon.
“Crash!”
A handsome young man strode in with a greatsword slung over his shoulder, kicked the door open, and shouted, “Barkeep, bring me a hundred barrels of rum and thirty oxen! Once we’ve eaten, I’m taking my brothers to slay a dragon.”
Holy Mother + Xiaobaiwen