[Two male leads + comedy]
Sang Cuo is a professional quick transmigration worker. Usually, he advances the plot and completes his missions by playing the resentful assistant to a male lead in a melodramatic angst novel, or a butler whose only lines are things like, “It's been so long since I saw the young master smile.”
But after doing that day in and day out, he starts to get fed up. He has been holding back his lines for ages with nowhere to let them out, so he makes a decision.
Instead of tormenting yourself with inner turmoil, go crazy and make everyone else suffer!
In a story about a beloved fake and real heiress:
CEO: “My biological sister is back. Cancel the meeting. I'm going to pick her up.”
Sang Cuo: “Sure, go pick up your sister, watch the deal fall through, and say goodbye to fifty million~”
In a melodramatic angst novel:
Scumbag: “It's been three days. Has my wife admitted she was wrong?”
Sang Cuo: “Guess what doesn't have a heartbeat?”
Scumbag: “?”
Sang Cuo: “Oh! Our poor heroine!”
Finally, one day, the main god can't stand it anymore and comes to inspect the situation. “Have you had enough?”
Sang Cuo stands stock-still, staring blankly.
Main God: “What are you doing?”
Sang Cuo: “Thanks for asking. I'm stuck in a bug. A kiss from the main god is the only thing that'll fix it.”
[An aloof main god who dotes only on his beloved, paired with an outwardly reliable but inwardly snarky and ridiculous sweetheart]
It's so beautiful. Come and read it. I really don't understand why no one reads the novels written by the author. It's so short. I'm going crazy. Come and read it.
Ah, why is no one watching? So pretty. . .