Genshin Impact: I'm a Zombie and a Guest Consultant at the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor

(Comedy + don't think too hard about it)

After an accident transmigrates him to Teyvat, Luo Man encounters a Qiqi gone berserk after breaking free of her seal from the start.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, he awakens the [God-Tier Extraction System]. As long as he gets an Extraction Card, he can extract an ability or something related to it from a character. And so...

"Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've extracted the character Qiqi and obtained a zombie body!"

With the situation growing dire, Luo Man is forced to become a zombie!

But before long, the System actually tells him to join the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor as a consultant? And it wants him to sell coffins?! Is this some kind of joke? I'm a zombie!

"Sir, don't take my word for it. You'll know how good this coffin is as soon as you lie down in it..." And so he sets off on a path of courting death.

Meanwhile, Luo Man keeps extracting characters' abilities.

"Ding! You've extracted the character Cloud Retainer and obtained the art of mechanism crafting."

With his mechanism-crafting skills, Luo Man builds weapons, rockets, and his own magical artifact, the Heaven-Burying Coffin. One ancient coffin alone can hold all of Teyvat in check!

"Ding! You've extracted the character Hu Tao and obtained the power of yin and yang."

From then on, he can travel freely between the realms of the living and the dead, snatching souls right out from under the King of Hell!

"Ding! You've extracted the character Yae Miko and obtained a divine fox pet, Kitsune Saiguu."

Kitsune Saiguu? Perfect for warming my bed, and while we're at it... helping me cultivate!

Many years later, facing the Heavenly Principles, Luo Man points to the coffin beside him and says, "Get in the coffin!"