Doomsday Descends: I Treat Zombies Like Pets

Tomato Original. Instance-based, zombie-smashing action: grab a brick and whack them in the face. Don't swing wildly. If you miss, swing again. Beat them to death and be done with it. If you don't die, you're a hero. You might regret reading this for three minutes, but you might regret not reading it for three lifetimes. Apocalypse + post-apocalypse + satisfying action + comedy + building a better home + no saintly do-gooder. No female lead, no melodrama.