I'm a Long-Lived Man, So What's Wrong with Being a Little Arrogant?

[Comedy + shameless antics + absurdity + trickster + one heroine] Enter at your own risk!

System: “I’ve said this again and again: Heaven’s Will does not allow anyone in this world to show off. Anyone who does will suffer unimaginably cruel punishment. Do you understand?”

The powerful cultivators: “We will heed your instruction!”

A thousand miles away, a Tribulation Transcendence expert stared in terror at the enormous hammer before him and cried in despair, “It was Chen Beixuan showing off! Chen Beixuan, who never learns, no matter how many times he’s told! What’s that got to do with me? Damn it!”

Ten thousand miles away, a mighty Soul Formation cultivator sucked in a breath and shouted in despair, “He gets to show off, and I take the blame? He causes trouble, and I clean it up? Am I seriously just destined to be the biggest sucker around?”

Years later, Chen Beixuan shocks one sacred sect after another, charms saintesses, acquires treasures, and grows ever stronger, surging ahead without a single setback!

The powerful cultivators gaze at that sleazy grin in the heavens and weep bitterly. “How does this bastard manage to show up everywhere?!”