With My Flash-Married Ex, Feeding the Public Sweet Romance on a Divorce Reality Show

[Variety-show livestream, hilarious hot takes and roasting, the internet’s voice, wilderness survival, face-slapping and putting scumbags in their place, fans mourning online, whirlwind marriage, falling in love after divorce, mutual devotion]

After his manager forced him to sign up for a divorce-themed variety show, Tang Lexing finally remembered the ex-husband he’d picked up by the roadside! The two team up for the show and start digging, digging, digging...

Tang Lexing thought Mo Shaochen was joining the show for the money, but it never occurred to him that he was secretly a top-tier tycoon.

To hide his identity, Mo Shaochen pasted an ugly scar over the face the heavens had so unfairly blessed. The moment he appeared, viewers started insulting him: “Ugly freak, get off the livestream show!”

But it didn’t take long for the haters to become fans, and not just any fans: they turned into devoted mom-fans and CP fans.

Before shipping the couple: This is a divorce show, where you watch married couples fight. Shipping everyone will only hurt me!

After shipping the couple: Wow, the couples on this divorce show are so good! The Xingchen couple, get out there and win! Shipping everyone only makes me happier!

Halfway through the show, Mo Shaochen’s buddies sent their congratulations: “Boss Mo, congrats on hitting a million mom-fans! You’ve also got ten million mother-in-law fans!”

“Trending says someone saw your kid on a date with a ridiculously handsome guy this weekend!”

“Three seconds! Send me a picture of that bastard!”

When Mo Shaochen saw the blurry side-profile photo, he smiled with relief. “Isn’t that him?”

Tang Lexing said, “Mo Shaochen, I’ve just signed up for a farming show. Want to come with me? I’ll negotiate your fee!”

The domineering CEO smiled indulgently. “Of course!”