One Hundred Ways to Torment Superheroes

An unconventional secret identity story where the secret identity will never be exposed. A spirit hero pins down Robin the Second Generation. You can’t imagine how much fun it is to tease a boy. Catwoman, who was supposed to be the canon pairing, quietly plays both sides. I can’t be the first woman to fall for two men. Bruce, Batman, you’re both my wings! An alien queen abandons her boyfriend so she can watch one more episode of My Little Pony before going home to save the world. What do you do when your girlfriend is obsessed with TV? The eldest: Thanks for asking. I’m in my room, fresh out of the bathroom, in costume. If one outfit doesn’t work, try two. Robin’s green scaled shorts, Nightwing’s old disco look, his new skintight suit, and if all else fails, a little policeman’s uniform. Clark: My girlfriend hates Superman. What does that have to do with me, Clark Kent? Damian: The person I have a crush on doesn’t like younger guys. What do I do if she sees me as her little brother? How can I improve our relationship? [ ]: Thanks for asking. I suggest you act cute. Damian: Bring out her maternal instincts? [ ]: Exactly! Then she’ll treat you like her son. Wouldn’t that improve your relationship? The rest is still undecided. It won’t necessarily all be funny; some parts might be heartwarming, and others might be sad. Any tragic-ending bonus stories will have happy endings.