I Became the Emperor

I was dumped by my girlfriend for no reason, I picked up the stolen money from a bank robbery for no reason, I was chased by a beautiful and savage trainee policewoman for no reason, we rolled back to ancient times for no reason, I was involved in a vendetta for no reason, I became a bandit for no reason, and I became the Zhengde Emperor of the Ming Dynasty for no reason. There were so many no reasons that I came to the conclusion: this is fate! Any similarity is purely coincidental^_^