I'm a Nobody at the Bottom of Showbiz, So What If I'm a Little Ridiculous?

[Transmigrate into a Book + No System + Showbiz + Reality Dating Show + Comedy + One-on-One, Both Pure]

A goofy girl like a mute bride vs. a sharp-tongued young master from a respectable family

A comedian gets hit by a durian husk and transmigrates into the cannon-fodder heroine of a cheesy CEO romance novel.

She arrives at the worst possible moment. One "Ah, yes, exactly" is all it takes to get her canceled across the internet.

She goes live to apologize, but turns it into a livestream sale instead.

Her excuse? "An apology is all about sincerity. I'm selling the genuine article, straight from the source, at the lowest price online. Isn't that sincere enough?"

She plans to join a dating show and then retire in peace. Instead, she becomes a sensation?

A walking hot-search generator, and rightly so!

A rock-solid bilingual self-introduction.

Standard Mandarin plus a dialect. Su Ying says, "Well... how is that not bilingual?"

A talent showcase: lion dancing [crossed out] dog dancing!

Since she's got the script in hand, she has to avert the bad ending. But why are you all coming after me of your own accord?!

Xu Xingye: "I-I'm not good with words. I'm awkward, but I'm sincere. I'll listen to you from now on. Will you be with me?"

Lu Jinxian: "I was blind before. Would you give me another chance?"

Ji Qing: "I don't want to be your buddy. How about being my wife instead?"

Looking at these men, all either male leads or future top-tier movie stars, Su Ying just wants to run. The next second, though, she finds herself in someone else's arms.

Fu Ci'an: "I've already bought a house and put it in your name alone. You can have 50% of my company shares. The contract's ready; all that's missing is your signature."

Su Ying says solemnly, "Sorry, everyone. It's not that you're not good enough. I'm just genuinely in love with money."