
I Have Become a Buddha, Please Don't Disturb Me
我成佛了,勿扰
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 102k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Fantasy Romance
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 3y ago
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- Fanqie
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Laughing like crazy
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Well-Written, High-Quality, Laugh-Out-Loud Novel with the Best Ending!
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It's Super Funny from the First Chapter
I Am a Fifteen-Year Old Bird and My Taste Has Become Cunning.
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It's very interesting, short and concise, super funny [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] I really like the heroine's character, she is a scumbag and a green tea. The male protagonist is also very sweet and cute, not yandere at all. This is not a yandere novel. The male and female protagonists have very upright views.
Whose system is so good that the finale appears! It's short but precise. What I like is the character of the heroine who dares to love and hate. After choosing Xie Yingjue, she will do her best for his good. Even if she is on the opposite side of everyone, even if her lover is temporarily crazy and does not recognize her, she never gives up. Originally, when I read books, I mostly read for the male protagonist, because I knew the heroine's character like Ruliu. But in this book, the heroine's character is too distinct. Although there are not so many words to describe it, I know that she is the girl who dares to love, hate and fearlessly.
The book is very interesting, the ending is quite satisfying, and there is an unexpected twist. Haha, there really is a system. It only wakes up when people become gods. I unintentionally followed the path of someone else's matchmaker system. How do you let someone else's matchmaker system work? Recommended to book lovers, you won't regret it! Five stars…
I really like the male and female protagonists in it, especially the female protagonist. She is really eloquent and eloquent. She talks so much that it makes me laugh to death. I just think it's a bit short and not enough to read, but I think it's just right. Anyway, it's really good. This is the third book I've finished. It's a novel about cultivating immortals. The male protagonist is also very good. He only sees the female protagonist as a god. When I saw the male protagonist disappearing later, I thought I was really going to be. I really thought about it. The author's heart was full. Fortunately, the male protagonist came back later, otherwise I was really afraid that the female protagonist would become a Buddha [facepalm]. So, overall, it's not bad [send heart][send heart][send heart][snicker][snicker][snicker]
It's too short, not enough to read. Chapter 47 is over. It's the first time I've read such a short article. It's so well written. The female protagonist has a good personality, neat and tidy and not sloppy. The male protagonist feels a bit natural and silly, so cute and cute (but it's sesame filling). The plot seems to be unfolding. 10X speed, no misunderstandings, we got together very directly, and the heroine is very talkative and will speak out when she has grievances. All in all, it is really good-looking. When the ending was over, the hero was so angry that I was so angry. Fortunately, the episode is back, otherwise I would be so depressed that I would vomit blood [ Eat Melon ] [ Eat Melon ]
This book is very interesting, not draggy at all, and the ending is pretty good👍🏻
Short and concise, the most important thing is to fill in the holes in the previous body! The character design is not broken, it's still very good-looking! And there really is a system. The heroine mentioned it at the beginning, but I thought it didn't exist when I didn't hear any response. But the last chapter came belatedly, the latest one/win system, no one else hahhh
Very short. But the story is very complete, and the plot has all the ups and downs it should have. This is where the heroine travels to the world in the book and becomes unhappy and pseudo-affectionate with the original protagonist. When I went down the mountain, I met the master who was inviting people to taste the dishes. Then fall in love legitimately. Only to find out he is a god. The male protagonist lost control of the killing and was forced to be controlled by the female protagonist by slapping her mouth. Then they arrived at the place where the God of Thunder fell. After the male protagonist wakes up, the two get married. (The male protagonist is so innocent) Because the female protagonist said that because of the male protagonist, the world has become a beautiful place. The male protagonist used his body to mend the sky and died. Later, because people in this world began to believe in the male protagonist, they believed in becoming a god. The male protagonist ascends the road, becomes the way of heaven, and comes back to find the female protagonist who has been waiting for 100 years. The two got together sweetly, and the heroine later became a god. The system arrived belatedly and found that the task had ended, hahaha! ! ! This story. It's really good and beautiful! ! !
Woohoo~ The article is short, but the story is touching. Jiang Wanyu & Xie Yingjue Their story begins with Xie Yingjue's bowl of dark cuisine [laughing and crying] Xie Yingjue is a god. He lives alone in the world and feels that life is boring, so he pretends to be an ordinary person and sets up a roadside stall. He wants to live a meaningful life, so his only hobby is to study various recipes and use mythical animals to make dishes. People who see him passing by want to try it for free, but everyone avoids it. Until one day Jiang Wanyu went down the mountain and passed by Xie Yingjue's stall, and was attracted by the aroma of his dark cooking. [So Jiang Wanyu fell in love with the dishes he cooked, and of course, he was the only one] Jiang Wanyu came here to thank Yingjue. They were everything to each other, and it was already destined! [The characters of the male and female protagonists are great! The plot is reasonable, not procrastinating, and there is no mistress, the male protagonist is pure, the female protagonist is a bit brave, and the story is sweet.
It's short but so interesting! ! ! It's best to take some time to read an article like this! ! ! I really like the heroine's character haha, Yu Yu's true temperament haha, I also like Xie Yingjue! ! ! It's really great to have someone protecting you! ! ! Just sauce~
It's beautiful. What the heroine says every time she replies is what I sometimes want to say when I read sadistic novels. Other female protagonists in Wenshu Wen all talk in a formal manner. I always think that they have never learned to speak like this in modern times, but the heroine here is different. She speaks modern dialect and is very natural. I originally thought that with 100,000 words, I was afraid that the relationship between the male and female protagonists would be too fast and unnatural, but the author wrote it very well without any unnatural situations. It was short and concise. I am very satisfied! I watched it for about two hours and it was over.
It's the first time I've finished reading a book over a meal hahahaha It's so happy to read a book with a mouth. Very impressive It would be nice to have more books like this There is no grinding and grinding but there is a story and plot And the emotions are also described very well. It was quite touching to watch the scene where the male protagonist left. The only thing is that the male protagonist is not allowed to come out during the plot, haha Then the master didn't torture him very harshly. He suddenly grew a brain, and those senior brothers are not cruel enough. But it doesn't matter Who can not love the innocent male protagonist who is 100,000 years old [shy]
Super pretty! ! ! The female protagonist is a bit silly. The male protagonist behaves well in front of the female protagonist, but secretly he is a crazy critic. He was in the extra story Very nice article It's just a little too short [crying]
[Flying Kiss] Jiu Mi is really beautiful, [Flying Kiss] is a short and exciting story. [Like][Love] The characters of the male and female protagonists are very attractive! The male protagonist Xie Yingjue and the female protagonist Jiang Wanyu. The early storyline requires some mental storage [facepalm] (especially the reason why the heroine Jiang Wanyu "threw out the book" at the beginning of the plot was because she was hit by a brick while moving bricks at the construction site and then "smashed" through the book.) [Facepalm], the plot in the story is exciting. Although there are some flaws, I think it is very good. At least the heroine Jiang Wanyu will not be too passive in the face of crisis and will not be threatened.) The later plot is attractive and smooth. I read it in one go. The plot behind it is really interesting and attractive to me. For more specific story details, you need to read the book in detail to understand the plot of the book. [Love] [Love]
It's very good, short and concise, very suitable for reading before going to bed. The text is not perfect, but the extra chapters are added. I forgive you, the author, but I don't think the heroine is half-human and half-god. In fact, when the hero dies, can the heroine die with him to die for love? Maybe the story will be more sad hahaha
The heroine's character is really straightforward, she's not the kind of person who endures humiliation just to keep her character from being ruined, and she's right to the point of scolding people! I also firmly refuse to associate with the male partner. I have no idea of saving the male partner or saving the paper man. That's good! The writing is okay and the plot is quick and clear. It deserves 9.5 Points! It's a wonderful short article.
January 2, 2025. After reading this novel, it was OK, but I just couldn't stand it because the author's writing was so good. Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu first moved me to tears. It's really beautiful. Author, I love you. This is the first time I confess to an author about a novel. I really like it. It's so beautiful and touching. I find their love really sweet. And the plot is not procrastinating, that is to say, there are no misunderstandings, just say what needs to be said. It's not like some novels that are so frustrating that they still endure it, but this novel is really superb. If you don't have to drag him, don't drag him. He won't swallow his anger. Just say what needs to be said. It felt so good to see it for a moment, and I was moved. Really, I really can't say enough about this novel, it's really amazing, the emotional line is also very good, and I also really like this kind of boy, I really do. This kind of man is really excellent in all aspects, I have never seen him like this before. What can I say, the plot of this novel is really perfect. Very good, just say what you need to say. Sometimes I really don't dare to read the last one because it's so beautiful that I couldn't bear to read the last one, but I finally read it because it was so well written. When I was writing about the ending, I thought they would have an imperfect ending, but you gave me a perfect character author, and I love you so much. The perfect ending. My love loves you loves you loves you author. [Adoration][Adoration][Admiration][Flowing kiss][Flowing kiss][Flying kiss][Flowing kiss]
It's very good-looking. The male protagonist makes me feel very close to him. He seems innocent, but he is very manly: "You can't touch my people." Ahhhhh, my first-aid heart-saving pill, I love it so much , the heroine really likes it: "When you love my person, you will love me no matter who he is. Even if you are weak, you must protect the person you love with all your strength." I really cried to death. What kind of fairy wrote it? Fortunately, it was not very long, otherwise I would have to stay up late again. I love you (。・ω・。)ノ♡ Author (Friendly) Newcomers, don't think that I am ahead of you. Then I felt that it must be some kind of support. This book really appealed to me. When I saw some plots, the powerlessness was very real. Those people were very mean and couldn't explain clearly. So why not make yourself feel better and give them a beat? Hey, another beat. If I don't say too much, I'm going to sleep. It's not a loss if I fall into the trap. Anyway, I think.
It's very interesting, funny, refreshing, and touching. Obviously, every paragraph could be added with more words, but this is a short article, and it's quite unfinished to read. Come on [Like] It would be better if a certain paragraph is written in more detail and accompanied by small pictures [Admiration]
It's really beautiful! ! The female protagonist is funny and straightforward, and the male protagonist is a pure and straight man. However, the male protagonist later cheated and made me shed a few tears, but the extras made up for this regret. Nice! !
It was so good. Although it was a short story, it was so interesting. Later on, Xie Yingjue sacrificed his life to save the world and made me cry [cry] [cry] [cry]. I bought a lot of wontons. Fortunately, in the extra story, Ying Ying turned into Tian Dao and returned, and the ending was HE. The full text is so interesting and ridiculous, it's so enjoyable to read [laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry]
This is the shortest novel I've ever read. There aren't that many top stories. There's not much difference between having a system and not having a system. The system didn't help anything and the problem was solved by the heroine. Overall, it's pretty good.
Although it is short, it is very beautiful. Unlike most previous novels about time travel, the heroine of this book only assumes the identity of the original heroine and does not use her body. [Thinking] 🈶System, but it didn't come out until the extra episode. [Awkward laugh] It is of no use. The only use is to give the male protagonist a wife... [Laugh] [laugh] [laugh] The ending of the main text is a bit cruel, but fortunately the extra chapter is a success, otherwise I would have cried to death... [Cry] [cry] [cry]
It's beautiful. I really like the male protagonist in the book. I also like the female protagonist. They are so sweet.
It's still worth watching. It feels like it's developing a bit fast, but as a short story, I can understand it. The system was over as soon as it came in. I just won by lying on it hahaha. The basic pitfalls have been filled in, so you can still watch it.
Hahahaha... It's such a short book [facepalm] [facepalm] But well, everything that needs to be explained has been explained clearly [laughing] [laughing] It's actually a bit interesting [laughing] [laughing] The key is that I was just tortured by Changyue Jinming It's over, my Tantai Jin ah ah ah ah [crying] [crying] [crying] This book can be regarded as all my thoughts [cover face] [face cover] (I don't want to read the original work again and be tortured again [almost crying] [almost crying])
It's very interesting to read, the plot is not procrastinating, the reading is smooth, it is short and concise, and the male protagonist is a god and makes everyone successful for his family. The heroine also has her own ideas and is a great person [flying kiss][flying kiss][flying kiss][flying kiss][flying kiss]
It's okay, it's relatively short, and the emotional lines between the male and female protagonists are actually relatively small. The cool part is that the heroine who came through the costume directly hugged the golden thigh and found herself an old fairy husband. So in the previous life, the old fairy destroyed the world because there was no woman due to the imbalance of yin and yang [making a face]
I really love it! I really like the characters of the male and female protagonists. Fortunately, the extra chapter is He. Come on, the author! [Learned] This is the only one I've ever seen without any flaws. It turned out that all the episodes I watched had plots that I hated. I loved it! ! !
The writing is very good, it deserves five stars. I almost missed it because of the low rating. Fortunately, I clicked on the review and took a look. Fortunately! The only flaw is that the male protagonist almost didn't show up in time when the female protagonist almost had her spiritual root taken away. Later, I thought about it, maybe this was a plot restriction that deliberately hindered the male protagonist... This is the only plot that doesn't fit in with the cool male protagonist.