(Humor + parody + no golden finger + cheeky protagonist + satisfying power fantasy)
When I was three, I was scavenging through trash when a man whose face I couldn't make out found me and named me “Zixiao.”
He taught me to cultivate all along, and he also told me he was the strongest and invincible. What a joke. Then I believed him.
Later, I found out that the guy really was invincible.
One day, he told my little sister Zixuan and me to go out into the world. I was thrilled. Before we left, he handed out magical treasures.
I was furious. I got three, while my sister got five. I was extremely unhappy, but there was nothing I could do.
Before we set off, he also said, “The magical treasures I gave you are the strongest in this world, and so are the weapons.”
“The Tianyang Art I taught you is, too.”
I thought, isn't it just controlling wind, rain, thunder, and lightning? What's so impressive about that?
I got face-slapped. It really is powerful. He sure knows how to show off.
As soon as I entered the world, someone even called me “the Son of Heaven's Will.” Ha! What an impressive title. I just said, “I am.”
