Fantasy, Laugh to Death, My Master Is Really the Strongest

(Humor + spoof + no cheat + cheap + cool article) When I was three years old, I was picking up trash and was picked up by a man whose face he couldn't see clearly. He named me "Zixiao" He has been teaching me how to practice. He also told me that he is the strongest and invincible. I laughed to death, and then I believed it. As a result, I later discovered that he was really invincible. One day he asked my sister Zixuan and I to enter the world. I was so happy. Before leaving, he gave us magic weapons. I was very angry. I had three and my sister had five. I was extremely unhappy, but I had no choice. Before setting off, he also said, "The magic weapons I give you are the most powerful in the world, and so are the weapons." "The same goes for the Tianyang Jue I taught you." I don't think it's just about controlling wind, rain, thunder and lightning, there's something awesome about it. He was slapped in the face, he is so strong, he can really show off. As soon as I came into the world, some people still said that I was a "son of heaven" haha, such an awesome title, I just said "I am"