Name: Everyone’s in Love? Whatever, This Goofy Master Will Handle It!
Author: Sang Xinli

Synopsis

[Cultivation + goofy humor + one-on-one romance + cutthroat competition + lighthearted comedy] After transmigrating, Hao Jiujiu became the villainous cannon-fodder female character in a sweet master-disciple cultivation novel, one who appeared in no more than three chapters. Jealous that the heroine had stolen her spotlight, she harmed her and left her unconscious for four years. Put on trial from the start, and saddled with four love-struck disciples, Hao Jiujiu recalled the miserable fate she’d suffered because of her love-struck disciples and immediately decided: Work hard at cultivation! Reform these four hopeless romantics! And so Hao Jiujiu, usually sharp-tongued and meddlesome, changed her ways. Facing her eldest disciple, who had just begun to fall in love, she said with anguish, “You’re already dating at your age? Do you know how fierce the competition is in the cultivation world these days? While other people cultivate, you’re dating. You’re already way behind!” She smiled faintly at her innocent, cheerful second disciple and handed over a copy of Five Hundred Years of Cultivation Exam Questions: A Detailed Guide, without saying a word. To her hardworking third disciple, she said with a loving expression, “Child, how about trying the 996 and 007 work schedules?” She looked at her honest, guileless fourth disciple with exasperation. “How can you sleep at your age? You’ve already lost at the starting line!” Give them enough homework, and they won’t have time for puppy love! Hao Jiujiu: Just keep grinding.

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Hello, everyone, I am Sang Xinli, the author of this book. Because the book is a channel book, and I only have one Tomato account and it has been authenticated, I cannot authenticate new books for the time being. But I am really the author, so everyone must believe me. This book focuses on sand sculptures and fun, and will not contain any particularly heavy content. If there are any problems, please point them out. This site will be modified, but the time synchronization may be delayed a little. I hope you all enjoy reading it. In addition, there are not many emotional scenes in this book, and the male protagonist is the God (I am not very good at not letting everyone guess who the male protagonist is, hehe).
31 likes3y ago
Very, very beautiful, and the writing is smooth. No procrastination. The heroine and the little apprentices are all very cute, and the characters are all well-liked, each with their own characteristics. I have read many books. They are all great, and I am happy to read the article, but it is not a silly and sweet article. Literary literacy is very profound! ! ! Very thumbs up, thumbs up, recommend everyone to watch it
4 likes2y ago
What? How is it over?
4 likes3y ago
I feel like Haotian is like the invisible male protagonist. The apprentices are very cute. I really look forward to seeing them grow up.
3 likes3y ago
The content is very good, and the heroine is also good. He showed his heart to a few cannon fodder disciples. Is it that the realm inside will suddenly change? Always confused! I hope the heroine will be beautiful!
3 likes3y ago
The book is really good and the plot is exciting, but it's just a little lacking. I hope the author will work hard! Don't discontinue updates or remove them from shelves❤️❤️
3 likes3y ago
I like the author's writing style. The story is also very involved [laughs][laughs][laughs] Update early
3 likes3y ago
I really want to give it five points, but author, are you going to end it like this? ! ! ! ! Those who hear it are saddened and those who see it cry! ! ! ! Give me the next one! ! ! ! Come on! ! ! ! [Cry][cry][cry]
2 likes1y ago
What about the author? This book has been discontinued since it was written, and it will be gone when Zhao Zhao wakes up! ! !
2 likes2y ago
Why did Zhao Zhao disappear just after he woke up? ? ?
2 likes2y ago

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