"Where am I?" "You opened your eyes the wrong way. Close them and try again!"
"Open!" ... "Aah! Oh, my God, help! I need emergency care!" Wang Xiaoyi, a self-proclaimed queen of love who'd been around the block without ever getting attached, had spent the previous night drinking, dancing seductively, and flirting with cute young guys at a nightclub in the 21st century. Why had she gone to sleep at home and woken up in this godforsaken place?
And if she'd transmigrated, why was there a stone-faced fiance she'd never even met? The village women said he was ugly, short, and dirt poor.
Fiance: "I'm poor? I'm ugly? I'm stone-faced?"
"No, no! Auntie Wang next door said that! Go ask her!"
"Look at me, I'm petite and adorable. Don't you think so, hubby?"
"I'm so kind and faithful to you. You must've heard wrong. Let's go home and clean out your ears..."
Keep up the good work and code words As for the follow-up, do you want to know what good thing u8 did and got beaten up?