She accidentally became the "mistress" who has a crush on her boyfriend!
[A secret love story that comes true + modern romance + a face-slapping story + a story about a strong woman and a strong man]
(If you are bisexual but not clean, please do not enter! If you are underage, please do not enter.)
Scene one:
"Let me tell you a secret, I found a girly hair tie under the captain's pillow!" "The secret is what you are, you recruit! The captain has been wearing that hair tie on his wrist for everyone to see!" "But that thing has been so tattered for many years that I almost took it out as garbage!" "What do you mean by garbage? I think you look like garbage! Go run 50 times around the outer deck with weights!" A certain captain suddenly shouted from behind with a dark face.
Scene 2: One day at a celebration party for a successful beach landing.
"Brothers, Captain, have always been curious about one thing."
"If you fart quickly, let it go!"
"Why do you never drink? Stop talking about allergies. We all know you don't have this problem."
A certain captain lazily raised his eyelids without saying anything, and then slowly blew out a smoke ring. Just when everyone thought they couldn't get an answer, a deep voice remembered: "Asshole when I was young, I drank too much and lost something very important." As he spoke, he unconsciously touched the hair tie on his wrist, cherishing it very carefully and carefully.
Scene three:
Sister Yue: Comrade Captain, is there someone outside?
As she spoke, she held up a glass bottle filled with colorful pebbles!
A certain captain: Yes, this is a token of love given to me by my favorite little sweetheart.
Sister Yue: I want to break up!
A certain captain: Honey, please take a closer look at the note at the bottom of the bottle?
Sister Yue:... Have I ever been so disgusting?
Domineering maritime lawyer VS shady warship captain